Your costumes may have been sexay...

But not sexay like this...

My Costume

You gotta love middle america and the south!

Talk about earning your badges!

Sarah Palin Exposed...

As a lousy football player (watch til the end)


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OUCH!

Ku

got nothing to ku
so I ku about nothing
and there you have it

Hate crimes?

I just realized we use the word nagger so much on here... and its visible to the whole world. Maybe we should re-thunk that? I AM NOT A BIGOT!

Scenes from a morning in the ghetto-ku

Nice day today... As I was leaving for work, i observed a guy trying to ride his old-people-mobile-chair-scooter across the street but it was runnin' out of juice. As he rocked ineffectively, attempting to make it through the crosswalk, I was about to go help him when the guy jumped off it and pushed it across the street! And he was hustlin' too! He got to the other side of the road, flipped it over, with ease I might add, fucked with the scooter's inner workings, righted that betch, sat down and rode off down the sidewalk. It was great. Great enough to ku about it...

You're not foolin me!
Guy on your old guy scooter!
you spry ass NAGGER!

HA!

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RTT ABChisme - Z

RTT zygote inside Kelsey's uterus?

RTT ABChisme - X, Part 2

RTT XANADU-DU-DU!!!!!!!!!

RTT ABChisme - Y

RTT yesh?

no wait, too easy...

RTT you succumbed to Piffy's yoga seduction techniques?

RTT ABChisme - X

RTT xenothermic is the perfect way to describe my personality, according to coworkers?

RTT ABChisme - W

RTT, while standing atop a stepladder, bowel movements ensue?

Bankin' It

Via a recent convo about Vicks treated kleenex, this little gem shook out from the tree of that convo...

Punch thru - when the toilet paper or wiping medium fails under your grip and your fingers come into physical contact with your own bung and poop.

Amy Winehouse

Wow, what a mess she's become. Honestly, I didn't even know she used to be so beautiful (granted the dress is hideous). But I digress... my point here is her talent. I've been listening to her at work, and I've come to realize something. Ponder something really. Why is the media all over her when she's only had one big album, and cant even pull of a performance? Well, other than the fact that shes good gossip, shes super freakin' talented. I think the media continues to follow her because they want/know she'll be back some day. Come back, Amy!

RTT AB Chisme - V

RTT Virginal Kevin?