Ku

got nothing to ku
so I ku about nothing
and there you have it

Scenes from a morning in the ghetto-ku

Nice day today... As I was leaving for work, i observed a guy trying to ride his old-people-mobile-chair-scooter across the street but it was runnin' out of juice. As he rocked ineffectively, attempting to make it through the crosswalk, I was about to go help him when the guy jumped off it and pushed it across the street! And he was hustlin' too! He got to the other side of the road, flipped it over, with ease I might add, fucked with the scooter's inner workings, righted that betch, sat down and rode off down the sidewalk. It was great. Great enough to ku about it...

You're not foolin me!
Guy on your old guy scooter!
you spry ass NAGGER!

VP-ku

McCain chose VP
Alaskan Chick with nice gams
worthy? nsm.

God-relations-ku

Godsis! 20 years!
touched like fam, bnr
bcww?

Apropoku, BNF

Remember that play?
Bill Shakespeare? A guy? A Gal?
Such a Capulet.

Nostraobvious-ku

I'm Prediction King!
Your "No's" smell of withhold scent.
Nostraobvious!

alternate last stanza bonus...

The Caller of It.

2nd Base-ku

Acro-mix ku!

RTT?
Felated MA?
Tantric Releasings!

The Hector Nectar
Is tinged with peach flavorings
Or so I've been told.

The Dark Knight-ku

We both agree, best movie based on a comic book hero evar. So good, I feel the need to ku.

My best description?
dark knight was very gritty
like sand on your couch

To quote The Joku

Do you like magic?
watch this pencil disappear
why so serious?


and you gotta love the hidden haiku in Dent's dialogue.

You die a hero
or live long enough to see
self as a villain

The return ku

INTERWEBZ RETURN!
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can't forget teh pron.

Best job evar, with ku

So yesterday, my daily craigslist job search search netted this one ad...

Warehouse / Counter sales

Entry level position

Counter sales, strong communication skills required.

Must be bondable.

Must be willing to follow orders and able to lift 70lbs easily

Hours 10:00am to 6:30pm mon to sat


I'm sayin to myself, "Hell, close to home, simple warehousing and countersales, easy shit, besides, i need a job! I send my resume and a brief description as to why I, someone most consider overqualified, can do the job. So today, i get a call from one of the owners of the store, a hydroponic supply warehouse store.... yeah, hydroponics...

So I go in for my "interview", which wasnt really an interview. it was more of a meeting of each other. as soon as the guy called me and told me the job and business, i could tell he was a stoner. as soon as he said, not an interview, more of a meeting of peoples" I though to myself, great, we'll prolly sit around smokin' a blunt or something... lol.
anyway, i get there and sure enough, there's one sickly little older guy working behind the counter and the other, a shirt and tie guy who turns out to be the owner I had spoken with earlier. he's asking me all this pointed questions, trying to get an answer out of me.

"Have you ever been in a hydroponic store before?"

"Are you aware of the clientel who primarily purchases supplies from us?"

"Do you have a problem with selling products and supplies to customers who's primary crop is marijuana?"

"Do you mind being paid under the table?"

In this order... Yes, yes, no and Mind? Are you fuckin' kiddin' me? HELL NO I DON'T MIND!

To confirm his stonerness, he basically said he don't care what is done off duty, but he strictly enforces a no smoking rule while at work or on the property. I have no problem with that!

He said I was the last person "met with" and that he'd call me tonight one way or the other. About 2 hours later, I got the call and was offered the gig. I start tomorrow at noon. will hammer out the details manana, but FY!


Got a job, betches!
Two weights lifted from shoulders
New Job, no drug test!

Later-ku

Official Ghet' Girl
Sake Appreciation
Copolla Cab Sav


Nagger wanted you
Lusted over by Pride Dykes
Chopper sends his love

Cal Berk Campanile
HW while Naggers Naggered
XANADU... DU... DU!

Today-ku

Today is the day
All set for your arrival
I cleaned up ghetto

Told the bums, "Dont beg!"
Told the naggers, "Don't nagger!"
told cops, "No sirens!"


Today is the day
but job dropped the axe on me
Good, hated that job

Birth-Ku!

It's your day of birth
'Twas 21 years ago
Bangry graced the Earth

Babs, it been a little over 3 years since I've had the utmost pleasure and honor to befriend you. My life has been enriched by our friendship and it is my hope that the next 21 years provides you with good life, good health, love and happiness.

You've got a best friend in me and I'll always be there for you.

ILYSM... Alex.

2 more days BTW

Shirk-ku

None since saturday
obligatory entry
neglect avoided

Anticipate-ku

One more fuckin week
The whole ghetto is anxious
Well, me anyway.

I will ku

They don't say "I do"

"I will" is substituted

What's the fuckin' dif?


Oh yeah, the pastor?

Beard just like Anton Lavey

Yes... Church of Satan.


Q, me, danced all night

occasionally? shared some tears.

Frequently? good times.



Thinking of her time

when some scruffy guy asks me

to give her away



Aaand...

Baked Bread cinnamons

Forgot over the weekend

wadab...

Tryin to sleep ku

So, it's like 130 am, i gotta be up and in hayward @ 830 and karoeke night is still in full swing downstairs. oh yeah, did I mention how hot it is right now too? anyway...

Please, shut the fuck up!
You butcherer of Marvin!
for the love of god!

When you hit that note
while singing "let's get it on"
Gaye's Ghost will get you!

OH YEAH! and drunk betch!
Yeah you! In that fuckin' wig!
You ain't Aretha!

You can't sing like her
R-E-S-P-E-C-NO!
but you big like her


furthermore, since I'm up, I discovered something... in a cave. It lay among the ruins of an ancient land. what was it, you ask? Why, a ku, of course. Written a long time ago... chiseled into a stone tablet... at the foot of the altar of the patron saint of sarcasm, Saint Ihate Yousomuch... he was russian..... bnr.

Seriously, it should be the official HN ku!

Haikusa Nostra
This thing of ours that we share
You are so Fredo.

Bad TV ku

Reality rules
airwaves are inundated
with addictive poo

sadomasochists
trannies demanding money
immo beat you down

Continual ku

CleftySincisjustabouttheugliestbitchIhaveeverseen

Bitch ku

Why I love a bitch?
Not fuck love, baby mom love
Oh yeah, QUERIDA!

As bad as i bitch
Bemoaning situation
she still my homie


ROLL OUT!