Thursday, January 28, 2010

Remember when we used to write 'kus?

Y'all bitches are lame.  Here's a ku:

Shirtless boys are nice
Even if they have no teeth
Guess what: I love Steve

You're welcome.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Same ol', same ol'...

Hey, remember me? I just discovered Google reader and subscribed to this and about one million other blogs, so...I'M BACK BICHES! (that is if you ever really considered me here, which I wasn't really...all that much.)

Anyway, I wanted to write a haiku, but all I can think of is another shitty one about how I'm still stuck living here while I really really really really want to be somewhere else, which is what all of my haikus have been about, because it's the only think I think about day in and day out...a testament to how pathetic my life is. :( So I'll spare you.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Friday, December 26, 2008

BABY HANDS!@!!!

How could you miss this?????

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Ahh, the memories, with ku

Remember that time, not too long ago, when this blog was vibrant and teaming with activity?

Or better yet... how about that time when there was more than one contributor?

Ahh... takes me back.



Haikusa Nostra
Loosely translated now means
It's dead as roadkill.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

President Elect-ku

Congratulations!
Never thought I'd see the day
Hoping for 8 years

Friday, October 31, 2008

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Sarah Palin Exposed...

As a lousy football player (watch til the end)


Crazy Protester Interrupts Palin Interview - Watch more Free Videos

OUCH!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Ku

got nothing to ku
so I ku about nothing
and there you have it

Monday, October 13, 2008

Hate crimes?

I just realized we use the word nagger so much on here... and its visible to the whole world. Maybe we should re-thunk that? I AM NOT A BIGOT!

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Scenes from a morning in the ghetto-ku

Nice day today... As I was leaving for work, i observed a guy trying to ride his old-people-mobile-chair-scooter across the street but it was runnin' out of juice. As he rocked ineffectively, attempting to make it through the crosswalk, I was about to go help him when the guy jumped off it and pushed it across the street! And he was hustlin' too! He got to the other side of the road, flipped it over, with ease I might add, fucked with the scooter's inner workings, righted that betch, sat down and rode off down the sidewalk. It was great. Great enough to ku about it...

You're not foolin me!
Guy on your old guy scooter!
you spry ass NAGGER!

Thursday, October 2, 2008

RTT ABChisme - Z

RTT zygote inside Kelsey's uterus?