So, it's like 130 am, i gotta be up and in hayward @ 830 and karoeke night is still in full swing downstairs. oh yeah, did I mention how hot it is right now too? anyway...
Please, shut the fuck up!
You butcherer of Marvin!
for the love of god!
When you hit that note
while singing "let's get it on"
Gaye's Ghost will get you!
OH YEAH! and drunk betch!
Yeah you! In that fuckin' wig!
You ain't Aretha!
You can't sing like her
R-E-S-P-E-C-NO!
but you big like her
furthermore, since I'm up, I discovered something... in a cave. It lay among the ruins of an ancient land. what was it, you ask? Why, a ku, of course. Written a long time ago... chiseled into a stone tablet... at the foot of the altar of the patron saint of sarcasm, Saint Ihate Yousomuch... he was russian..... bnr.
Seriously, it should be the official HN ku!
Haikusa Nostra
This thing of ours that we share
You are so Fredo.
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OK, you can so tell that was written at 2 am! Best Karaoke Kus ever tho! LMAO. Also wtf does the last line of the HN ku mean? Fredo? Que?
If you were up on your Godfather knowledge, you'd know who Fredo was. He's the weaker of the Corleone brothers.
oooooh! yeah ive never seen any of the godfather movies all the way through... all i know is the horse head in the bed..im gonna make him a offer he cant refuse...take the gun leave the cannoli.... go to the mattresses.... yeah thats about it
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